Dear [User’s Name],

If you are reading this then that means that I feel that you show a lack of intelligence and/or common sense as a result of one of your recent posts. Being that you are a member of the “unintelligent” you are no longer my friend and you have been blocked. May you continue to enjoy the rest of your life posting obviously thought-out and clever statuses on Facebook without me. Hopefully your friends continue to put up with your stupidity or simply ignore it, because they too, are stupid.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]